Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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When i was about 11...I was breaking into my house through the kitchen window (i had lost my key, this happened often) and i lived in australia so first what i had to do is take the fly screen off and rest it on the wall next to the window then climb up onto the window sill and wedge a 20 cent coin imbetween the windows and then push it to the side and unlock the windows then i jumped down from the window ledge and the sharp corner of the flyscreen caught my ear and cut a big hole in it where blood started gushing out and left a massive scar my sister went to get my next door neighbour (whos daughter i fancied) and he came to 'fix me up' the end
what a crap story sorry
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 21:22, Reply)
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