Bizarre threesome.
Another paramedic one: Called to a male with back pain in a cemetery. On arrival, we found an obese man lying on top of his wife (penis still inserted) and his wife was lying on someone’s grave. Quick call to Fire & Rescue and we lifted him off and got him treated for his back pain. I asked him why they chose to have sex on someone’s grave. He told me it was her previous husband’s grave and that “She misses him”.
That has to be the most unusual “ménage a trois” ever…
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 3:10, Reply)