Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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ChinnedOn my first night on holiday in New Zealand, I stopped at a student flat, and noticed on the way to the toilet that the bath ceramic looked lethally shiny and slippery. "Someone's going to fall on that I thought".
Cue next day. I was having a shower and slipped on the wet porcelain. My chin contacted the adjacent sink with a mighty thud. Apparently, the people in the room next door heard various bangs and crashes as I fell to the ground. "Paul, are you OK in there?" they asked.
To protect my modesty, I grabbed a towel, covered myself up, and peeked through a gap in the door. "I seem to have cut myself". What THEY could see was blood pouring out of a cut on the chin (complete with bone underneath), blood everywhere etc.
Cue trip to A&E on my first day in NZ, blue stitches sticking out of my chin, a sore jaw, a permanent scar and being labelled "a prize wally".
I've always used a showermat since.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 11:54, Reply)
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