Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Let's just sayGot into bed, drunk. "Special Area" starts itching, but you know how it is, however much you try, you can't get rid of the itch.
So i reach around for something, and find a plectrum, which I use. Now, because I'm a bit drunk, I don't really realise the amount of damage i'm doing, so when I woke up in the morning, i had quite a bit of blood/scarring.
Trust me, out of any place on your body to have an open wound... *sigh*
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:05,
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