Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Oh yeah! And another!My sister, when in school (about 20 years ago, when they still had those fold-down desks), was being a precocious little shit like always, hiding behind the desk etc etc.
Well, the teacher wasn't in the room, and for some reason she decided to slam the desk down. Now, what did she do? The silly girl forgot to take her head out from behind the desk before she slammed it down (Nnnng!) resulting in her biting her tongue right in the middle (oh yeah, i neglected to say that she was sticking her tongue out at the time)
Well, not only did she need 18 stiches to sew the big gap in her tongue, but her teeth knocked together and shattered inside of her tongue, resulting in the doctor having to get the tweezers inside and pull her shattered teeth out..
Ps. that very sister's giving birth today
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:30,
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