Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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An injury I caused.........I stabbed my ex in the eye with a knife, at the dinner table, right in front of her parents.
I did oh yes. It was a complete accident and her dogs fault because the little bugger jumped up at me and scared me to death causing me to swing my arm, which had the knfe in it's hand, in a random direction. Caught my ex about 2 cms above her eye. Oh it could have been so much worse.....
(oh and her parents didn't notice and when they were told - they laughed. And they were German, and her dad a police detective...who says Germans have no sense of humour? Lovely people methinks)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:37, Reply)
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