Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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My Knackers.After reading all these I am soooo glad that I have never torn my banjo string, but... however. I have lost my ball inside of myself.
How you ask? Well gather round and I shall tell you a tale. Skateboard and no I did not do somethhing lame and throw a strop stamp on the board and hit myself in the knads. Don't be silly. That day I was sessioning kingston Crown Court all day, trying out the rails. I did notice the centre of my deck wearing away but I didn't pay too much attention to that. I did do a board-slide for about 4-5m, my deck gave way in two and I fell knackers first on this rail, leg either side, fell off, cried, and the descoverd that my balls were not there. They had infact gone inside me. I F**KING pranged. I did get the nice people at Kingston hospital however to find them for me. And they are both still in tact. Thank God.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:45, Reply)
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