Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Ever gone for the roll? Make sure there's enough bed.She's on top, you're underneath (or vice versa). You've got the urge to kick it up a notch (or she does), but no-one's particularly interested in painstakingly disengaging and respositioning. So, coupled together, you roll.
Just make sure there's enough bed to your right (or left, if you're weird). And that you don't have a bed-side table. And that it's not a bastard-sharp-edged table.
Three stitches in the head, after a long wait at a medical centre on a long weekend.
(The girlfriend was exceedingly chuffed that she'd "marked" me as her own, and of course, everyone was later told by said gleeful girlfriend. Then, later, they all pooled their money and bought me a safe-sex helmet.)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:56, Reply)
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