Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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JusticeI work at a pub, and one day wanted to cut a lemon into slices for peoples drinks - anyway, went into the kitchen and went to get a big knife, only to be bollocked by the then head chef, told that only qualified kitchen staff should be using the knives, and that he would 'have' to cut the lemon for me.
Imagine my delight when the fat miserable bastard then managed to slice a chunk off his thumb. Kept me smiling to myself for at least a couple of hours :o)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 12:57, Reply)
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