Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Chili BallsMy dad told me about how he was making a chili con carne once, and, as is his wont, was using birds-eye chilis for the heat - very small, but extremely hot. So he's cutting away at the chilis and gets chili juice all over his hands. Chili in the pot. Boosh. Leave for two hours to cook.
Now, as my dad's sitting down waiting for the chili to cook, he suddenly feels a burning sensation coming from his testicular region. The packets of birds eye chilis tell you to wash your hands thoroughly after touching them, which my dad had failed to do and then absentmindedly given himself a bit of a scratch in the downstairs region.
Apparently my mum came in to find him squatting in the bath over some shallow cold water.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 14:30, Reply)
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