Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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chilli seems popularonly try being a girl. I cannot say any more on this incident, suffice to say it hurt.
Also, as the other one wasn't exactly shag-related, how about these:
1. Often,as I am built SO badly, my shoulder will dislocate during 'action'.
2. Me and my other half both have fake front teeth (veneers, not falsies). And are PERMANENTLY misjudging distance and smashing then into each other. Has cost me a fortune in dentist bills.
Also, because it is funny, you must be told that I went to Newquay to learn to surf recently, boyfriend got me a foam one, which the wind caught and whipped into my face, which gave me a nose bleed.
Not to mention the fact I was allergic to the surfboard, causing my hands to swell up and the skin to fall off. Certain clasping actions were out for a while, making it the reverse of the QotW.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 16:07, Reply)
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