Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Poison IvyBeing English living in America, to me poison ivy was just a crap song from the early eighties not a plant that emits a poisonous oil and causes severe rashes when coming in contact with the skin.
So anyway, one evening the missus is feeling frisky and starts to 'head south'. On getting nearer my 'manpole' she lets out a scream, I look down and notice a red ring around the base. Then it dawned on me, after working in the garden I came in, grabbed a can of beer, flipped on the telly and it was womens beach volleyball - they looked very nice in their skimpy bikinis, I was alone and...well you can guess the rest.
I am just glad she didnt look too hard as I swear their was a red, rashy thumbprint on it.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 16:47, Reply)
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