Not embarrassing but it still makes me laugh
Getting home about 2am after a large session I staggered upstairs and into my bedroom. The simple action of trouser removal became far more of a task than it should ever have to be. So I balance on one leg as normal and try and take them off one leg at a time...in hindsight I should've just sat on the bed...in hindsight I should've just got into bed fully clothed. So the balance had gone and I managed to fall over - fine, bit of a bang normally followed by getting up and into bed. However, on this occasion there was a keyboard stand - with those lovely serated bits that you use to adjust the height and lock the legs together...my arm found it's way down that with rather a large impact and at speed and then my jaw found its way onto the corner of my guitar amp.

I lay there, blood pissing out of my arm from a wound the size of Nosemonkeys arse after a bumming session, jaw rapidly swelling into a balloon and I was rolling around in fits of laughter.

Wasn't so funny when I woke up mind but I still look back on that night and chuckle.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 18:54, Reply)