Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Bike lane? What bike lane?I was driving home during a lovely sunset, picturesque and lovely urban view, when I saw someone turn around real fast and get out of the car. I thought she had a flat and turned too. I got out- there was a single lone biker who had been smashed over on his front, with a broken nose, jaw and broken left hand. WHy his hand, do you say? Because I had just BLEEDIN' PULLED UP ON IT, that's why. After this stunt, I went off to have a drink with some of the other rescuers, and after a few decided to reenact it using a TANK of a truck and a dresser's dummy. But I was the person to be standing next to him helping him up. When the truck pulled back. Lots of blood, screaming, general panic. Note to self- No one must know. For some reason I find that freakishly embarassing.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 21:45, Reply)
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