Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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I was out in the fields up the road from where I lived, taking a short cut to my mates houseI was desperate for a piss so decided to go in a nearby trench seperating two fields and covered by a holly bush/bramble type affair. Anyhoo as it was a cold day I found myself mesmerised by the steam coming from my wee, so much so, that I had not realised I was staring straight at some middle aged woman walking her dog. She seemed a bit pissed off and asked me what I was doing, I frantically pulled up my zip, catching the skin of my little lad in same and said 'I'm looking for my dog' in a high pitch screech then ran off.
On closer inspection I had managed to get my zip all the way up but half way down was a little bubble of skin. I had no other choice but to pull it down causing excruciating pain to the little fella.
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Chumfatty, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 22:49,
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