Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Ive told you this before for an answer but it fits...A friend, so desparate to show me her vibrator, whipped it out of her draw so quick it smashed right into my face, giving me a black eye. Gave mum the old "Walked in the door" excuse"
Anther was in art college when someone shoved a skateboard at me (this was in class) so instead of me goinf flying or having broken ankles, I jumped on it and it stoped. Laughing at my glory my legs swung behind me causing me to fall horizontal downwards, pulling a bag and pencil shavings with me, smaking my head...i couldnt get up for half an hour.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 0:21,
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