Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Why I have a phobia of pissing standing upWhen I was a little kid, surely no more than eight yrs. of age, I was peeing in the bathroom at home. The seat, of course, was up (one doesn't leak on the seats except in public, does one?), but unbeknownst to me I had somehow imbalanced it. Imagine, therefore, my surprise when the seat came down just as I was finishing up and slammed home ON MY DICK.
My dad, on entering the bathroom, found me lying on the floor yelling in pain... and although I wouldn't show it to anyone else, I do recall that I had a bruise 'down there' for about a week afterward.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 3:12, Reply)
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