Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Stupid boyfriend=stupid injuriesTime-travel back to 1993!!! My first major boyfriend happened to be pinned to the floor by a Christmas tree that had been toppled by his cat. I have to ask, if a little cat could topple this tree, why was this 6'2" tall, 180 lb., strapping young teenager unable to wrest it from his frame, opting instead to lay prone underneath it for two hours until his parents returned home to help?
Side note, he was arrested two Christmases later for smashing his parents' TV under the influence of loads of meth. Sadly, we'd broken up by that point. I sure can pick 'em!
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 4:49, Reply)
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