Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Once when I was seven..........we were learning how to count using pinto beans in class, for soem reason I stuck one in each each and for some reason I only took one out. I forgot all about the bean in my ear. Fast forward two-three days and baths later, I get an earache and after telling my mom she rushes me to the ER. As it turns out, the combo of the warmth of my ear and regular watering made the bean start to swell in preperation for sprouting. They got the bean out with a scapel of some sort while i lay there restrained by 3-4 nurses. It hurt.
(, Sun 5 Sep 2004, 22:52, Reply)
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