Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Forgot the recent classic....Last friday I learnt that I got the job I appplied for, major celebrations with the mates. We're leaping around the pub at 4am like nutters, only for me to lose my balance and go headfirst into the carpet, Cue swollen lip and majorly grazed/bruised cheekbone. after a couple of days this turns into a rather horrific looking scab. Working behind the bar people keep asking who attacked me "cos' they'll get them". I have to admit 10 times a day that I lost a fight with gravity, and that's when they realize that it's not a black eye... it's carpet burn.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 0:37, Reply)
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