Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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ethanolicsparamedic speak for pissed up people...(they call them ethanolic instead of drunk to avoid an arguement with the patient over whether he/she is actually drunk or not) goes something like this:
ethanolic attempts to buy cigarettes from cigarette machine.
cigarette machine doesn't give out cigarettes.
infuriated ethanolic shoulder barges cigarette machine, and complains of pain in upper arm.
ethanolic's friends assume ethanolic has dislocated shoulder.
ethanolic's friends attempt to relocate shoulder.
ethanolic didn't have a dislocated shoulder, he/she now has a broken arm due to attempted relocation, and a fracture of the collar bone inflicted by the fag machine.
doh.
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ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:08,
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