Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Adventures at Bus stopJust the other day I was traveling home on the bus, and I thought it would be rather dashing to jump out before the bus had stopped.
I did so.
I managed to jump right into a lamp post, roll a couple of times, dislodging my schoolbag and emitting a sound quite resemblent of a car putting on the brakes as I arrested my momentum with my face.
After the dust had settled, I got up, dusted myself and picked up my schoolbag. I then realised that my performance had not gone unnoticed.
All of the passengers on the bus, as well as a few cars behind it, were staring at me.
Determined to show them the British gentleman's reserve in the face of adversity, I waved rather merrily and proceeded to walk straight into the lamp post again.
Amazingly, I didn't get a scratch.
(, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 16:20, Reply)
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