Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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hymen to heaven1st boyfriend - hideous rat faced freak (you get it where you can at 14) - reckoned he was a bit of a tortured vampire a la Anne Rice and all that shite - grew his hair/finger nails v long. 1st ever fingering experience so reckon i was intact - the twunt sliced me a new gash - bled and bled - had to tell my mum and everything - oh the shame - got my own back tho - told everyone he had premature ejaculation (which he probably did)
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ting, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 17:41,
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