Embarrassing Injuries
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Male Strippers + Vodka. Oh, shit.
I went to a Chippendale's show with a bunch of women on one of their birthdays.
Not a regular vodka drinker, I thought I'd play Hilton Sister and start stuffing down Stoli and Red Bulls. The bartenders were pouring heavy, the bastards.
It was all good fun until I tripped over the edge of the stage during "Dance With The Himbos" and did a flying punkesque dive across 15 feet of real estate.
The blackened gouge on my right shin, it appears, will be permanent. I tell people I tripped on the steps at Kerry-Edwards HQ.
( , Tue 7 Sep 2004, 0:06, Reply)
I went to a Chippendale's show with a bunch of women on one of their birthdays.
Not a regular vodka drinker, I thought I'd play Hilton Sister and start stuffing down Stoli and Red Bulls. The bartenders were pouring heavy, the bastards.
It was all good fun until I tripped over the edge of the stage during "Dance With The Himbos" and did a flying punkesque dive across 15 feet of real estate.
The blackened gouge on my right shin, it appears, will be permanent. I tell people I tripped on the steps at Kerry-Edwards HQ.
( , Tue 7 Sep 2004, 0:06, Reply)
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