Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Embarrassing but DeadlyIn seventh grade, my left bollock began hurting I just assumed it was from wanking too much, as I was a horny son-of-a-gun. I noticed also that my spunk was dark and smelly, but I ignored all this, and eventually the damned thing swelled to the point that I couldn't stand to pull up my pants. I bit the bullet and complained to my parents. We went immediately to the doctor. Turns out that it had gotten twisted and its blood circulation had been cut off. The doctor got me into emergency surgery and removed it. From what I was told, it was dead and rotting in the sac, and it was a mirace I had died from poisoning from the rotten thing.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 3:51, Reply)
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