Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Duh!Around the age of 10/13 I was messing around in the bush outside the houses in our neighbourhood in South Africa.
We where throwing stones and shit around like you do at that age and I decided to throw a brick into one of the thickets of reeds near the river.
Unbeknownst to me there was a wire fence which had partially fallen over, and was concealed by the reeds.
Picture my expression as said brick which has just left my clutches on an outbound trajectory returns almost immediately from whence it came.
Aaaaargh!
It cracked my skull and we had to stagger back to the house with my bleeding like a fucking B-horror movie victim.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 14:03, Reply)
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