Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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It wasnt really me that did this..it was a friend
Just after we had finished gym one morning my good friend *lets call him bob* needed a piss really badly
So as soon as the bell rang he legged it to the toilets and answered natures call. when he was done he tucked it all back in and zipped up
the thing was his jonny had fallen back out again as he zipped up. Then the hall was filled with echos of "ARGH FUCKING SHITEING CHRIST!!!" being in secondary school everyone went over to investigate. The poor sod had zipped it all the way up and there was bodily fluids everywere so in stepped our english teacher and yanked the zip back down. resulting in more screams.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2004, 18:29, Reply)
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