Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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I still wince when I think about it...Back in my younger days at University in Middlesborough, the Land of Smog and Fumes, my then girlfriend Denise popped down for the weekend to visit bringing a lovely head cold along.
After a few drinks I somehow lost my aversion to her mucus related problems and got down to some serious "making up for lost time", during this she decided a BJ was in order, a rare event and I wasn't going to complain as it gave me a chance to wipe away stray nasal flob.
Just as things were starting to get really interesting Denise was suddenly caught by a massive sneeze which made her teeth reflexively clamp shut, filling my groin with a heady mixture of searing pain, blood and snot, ever tried explaining that at the hospital?
I still bear the scars 15 years later and an aversion to BJ's which I'm willing to try aversion therapy to overcome.
Apologies for length but at least I didn't lose any.....
(, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:44, Reply)
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