Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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I'm sure I have tonnesBut I can only remember one at the moment.
My boyf wears a bandana pretty much 24/7, except when we're getting a bit frisky when he removes it to stop it getting all soaked in sweat. A month or so ago, it must have been, we were a fair while in and he hadn't taken it off. I was in one of my crazy nympho moods, so I felt around the back of his head (with my tongue, of course) for the knot and attempted to yank it off with my teeth. Cue screams of pain. I'd misjudged it a little.
It wasn't the knot. It was his ear. Ouch.
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useful_idiot, Wed 8 Sep 2004, 15:46,
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