Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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was reminded by anearlier post of my 6 year old shenannigans.
I was standing in the ditch in our backyard with a ball whn i thought "i wonder what would happen if i threw this ball up,did a backflip and kicked it?".Unfortunately I missed.so i tried again.I hit but landed on my neck.
also,about an hour ago,a big fuck off palm tree branch fell on my arm causing me to yell "OW FUCKING HOLY CHRIST ON A STICK FUCKING CUNTY SHITTY OW!!!!!"
edit:just checked my arm,its bruised and swollen.also i now can't flex my muscles without muchy hurting.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 6:20, Reply)
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