Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Shaggy Dog Banjo StoryA mate of a mate of a mate apparently once got off with a bird on his stag do and snapped his banjo string.
Big problem. How he was going to explain this to his fiancée? Caught in flies? Did it wanking, with an added ‘but I was thinking about you, darling’?.
In the end he didn’t tell her, and when they went to bed he made her get on top. Unsurprisingly the scab fell off, blood spurted out everywhere and he blamed it on her. I gather that she was devastated with guilt. A double banjo snap. Man than must have hurt.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:10, Reply)
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