Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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I did somesummer work as a Carpet Fitter once while I was at college. One day we set out to go and lay a new carpet in a pub that was having a refurb.
Being a generally hot day, I was wearing shorts and a tee but it wasn't to much of a problem, as I was going to be spending most of the day outside anyway. However, I ended up fitting practically the entire carpet - but it didn't matter because I got plenty of cash in hand as a bonus for the hard work.
That night I was led in bed and my legs were sore as fuckery. I thought I may have got a bit of prickly heat from the sun - slapped some E45 cream on and let the irritation soothe. When I woke up the next morning I was in agony, and my legs and knees had started to blister and go red.
So that afternoon, I'm sat in the hospital where a really foxy nurse is tending to my friction burns from the carpet I had worked on. I was bright red and I'm not sure I was believed when telling the story of how I got my ailment.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 12:54,
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