Embarrassing Injuries
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
Sometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
( , Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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Eumphazard has reminded me of an unfortunate accident I had at uni. I was seeing one of the blokes who was in a seprate building from me and I would quite often stay over. It was an all lads flat so I always came prepared with a giant tshirt so I could take a trip to the bathroom in the morning.
Being an all lads flat they got up to allsorts of games and the flavour of the month was to throw the rugby ball as hard as they could at each other down the hall. Shame for me I didn't realise this was going on when I nipped out to go to the loo. I got hit buy a rugby ball full pelt in the chest!!! at first I didn't think I was hurt and tried to laugh, this was the point I realised I couldn't breath went purple and passed out. Oh yes theres me on the deck with about 6 lads round me wearing nothing but a tshirt!!!!
This is also the point they decided I had best go to A&E but didn't think to dress me first!!! so they drive me down with my man of the momment and drop us off. I am treated by a doctor who sounds like the sweedish chef from the muppets, this makes me laugh which hurts....lots!!!! he says I have damaged the bits that hold my ribs together and there is nothing they can do except give me pain killers and send me home.
fair enough I think then realise how am I going to get home, remember I'm in just a tshirt luckily we had enough for taxi and all was well but the guys couldn't look me in the eye for days.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:40, Reply)
Eumphazard has reminded me of an unfortunate accident I had at uni. I was seeing one of the blokes who was in a seprate building from me and I would quite often stay over. It was an all lads flat so I always came prepared with a giant tshirt so I could take a trip to the bathroom in the morning.
Being an all lads flat they got up to allsorts of games and the flavour of the month was to throw the rugby ball as hard as they could at each other down the hall. Shame for me I didn't realise this was going on when I nipped out to go to the loo. I got hit buy a rugby ball full pelt in the chest!!! at first I didn't think I was hurt and tried to laugh, this was the point I realised I couldn't breath went purple and passed out. Oh yes theres me on the deck with about 6 lads round me wearing nothing but a tshirt!!!!
This is also the point they decided I had best go to A&E but didn't think to dress me first!!! so they drive me down with my man of the momment and drop us off. I am treated by a doctor who sounds like the sweedish chef from the muppets, this makes me laugh which hurts....lots!!!! he says I have damaged the bits that hold my ribs together and there is nothing they can do except give me pain killers and send me home.
fair enough I think then realise how am I going to get home, remember I'm in just a tshirt luckily we had enough for taxi and all was well but the guys couldn't look me in the eye for days.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2004, 16:40, Reply)
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