The coastguard?
Everyone knows that the AA are the fourth emergency service.

Proper story, such as it is: I once had a chat with a former paramedic, who said that he'd had to change career, as being called out to people who'd killed themselves attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation was destroying his faith in humanity.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:47, 2 replies)

This to win.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:50, closed)

Hahaha

( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:29, closed)