A&E consultant refused to see my son,
as the receptionist had booked him in as his twin sister, despite me telling her that he was there because of his sore penis.
Maybe Luton is awash with hermaphrodites?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:55, 8 replies)

Bartleby lives in Luton.
Just sayin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:55, closed)

+ more replies than Vag

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:58, closed)

Ambridge, surely?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:08, closed)

Your daughter does have a massive wang though.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:25, closed)

Sorry she was such a disappointment,
Mr. Hall.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:31, closed)

A disappointment?
I'll take that memory with me to the grave. Via prison.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:43, closed)

To be fair, a sore penis isn't really a case for an A&E consultant

( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 May 2013, 21:44, closed)

It was a Sunday morning,
and A&E was quiet, apart from my son, who was screaming in pain.
Next time, I'll just find out where our GP lives, and leave him on the doorstep.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:20, closed)