So,
there I was innocently hacking hotmail acocunts in one of my many pads, when suddenly the police came barging in.
However, I made them all espresso on my Barista Express and everything blew over.

Yours

AM
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:07, 11 replies)

Lying online again?
Bad form.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:31, closed)

can't wait to hear your exciting story!!! xoxox

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:48, closed)

I reckon it'll be about thetime he was raided for hacking underage girls' emails.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 12:49, closed)

BUT WHICH HOUSE DID THEY RAID??????!!?!?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:05, closed)

I have three stories concerning the authorities:
A Massive Drugs Tale
A Nasty Fire Incident
A Disturbing A&E Event

Will post when I've more time. The ol' portfolio is causing headaches today.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:42, closed)

Four, surely?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:12, closed)

Uh huh.

( Wanderer, Thu 16 May 2013, 21:11, closed)

Aww...the archive. That used to be your 'thing'.
What happened?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:55, closed)

cheers

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:49, closed)

Oh good, more board drama.

( Wanderer, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:07, closed)

I like the font.
It's not too brown.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29, closed)