I've never had the chance to ride in an ambulance but I did get to go in the doctors car
When I had surgery to remove my cancers, the surgeon who performed the operation gave me a lift home. He pointed out that he lived a few streets away from me and it would be a waste of money to get a taxi.

So after I had recovered for a few hours, and he had finished work, he drove me home. It wasn't a great journey as I was still a bit drugged up, and all he wanted to do was talk about the size of the tumour. The way he obsessed about it, I wonder if he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
(slickback, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:34, 1 reply)

He probably chopped it up, stuck it in a jam jar and used it to masturbate with.

( 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:57, closed)