When I dropped my first born, face first onto a gravel car park,
I rushed him to the A&E, only to be told that he was fine. I took him to the dentist, the following day, to be told that two cracked teeth is not fine, particularly not as they were causing a great deal of discomfort, and would inevitably become infected.

Couple this with my earlier story, and I have to wonder if Luton doesn't deliberately staff it's A&E with fuckwits, in an effort to thin out the population.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:50, 6 replies)

I was born in the Luton & Dunstable, a difficult forceps birth,
and apart from some mild oposiopesis, I'm completely
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:26, closed)

I got a personal apology from the Head of Nursing at the L&D,
after having a go at the paediatric consultant who seemed to find it difficult, if not impossible, to treat the parents of his patients as adults. There was also the obstetric consultant who told my wife "I can't find a heartbeat" during a routine pregnancy checkup. Not sure what he was supposed to be teaching his SHO, but the pair were swiftly dismissed in favour of a midwife.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 21:21, closed)

Aposiopesis
I think you'll.....
(unclestinky, Mon 20 May 2013, 23:13, closed)

With all due respect
you did smash your own child's face into gravel.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:40, closed)

First home visit from the midwife, after No.1 son's birth,
I managed to throw him into a light fitting.
I am the best dad, ever (I have a badge to prove it).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 May 2013, 21:10, closed)

I used to work in the L&D.
Your appraisal of staff efficacy extends well beyond A&E.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:24, closed)