Fackin St John's
You have to have them at most sporting events to get insurance.

They are always massively fat or old or both.

They spend the day eating burgers and then when an injury does occur, waddle over to inspect and give their expert opiniom

"Need to call an ambulance"

Tossers, one and all
(LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:51, 1 reply)

^this.
They invariably did more harm than good at every karate tournament I ever attended.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:43, closed)

tournaments, possibly
Did a reasonably good fix-up on Sexface though.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:00, closed)

You're not St John's, you're not overweight and you didn't have a ridiculous jumper on.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 May 2013, 22:53, closed)

I am in sja
but you're right about the rest. We're trying to get rid of the idiots.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:00, closed)

You can't REALLY be a member.
You haven't got all excited about that stray 's'.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06, closed)

New generation
I'm quite laid back about that bollocks, I just fix people who've managed to get themselves broken.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:21, closed)