I just burned some stuff.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 11:47, 18 replies)

I put out a fire, once.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 May 2013, 11:52, closed)

Look, if you're just coming here to troll then maybe you should fuck off back to /talk.
The oneupmanship is just sad. You troll bully troll troll.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 19 May 2013, 11:55, closed)

Also, I asked a policeman the time last week.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 May 2013, 13:05, closed)

Why does everyone always assume I can tell the time?

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 20 May 2013, 13:36, closed)

Gonna just let this burn out.
I'm well reckless.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 11:57, closed)

you rebel

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 12:07, closed)

Totes.
It was two thirds of a large plum tree that I cut back over winter. I burned it in a responsible way at a safe distance from any buildings. I'm totally rock and roll.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 12:27, closed)

hardcore

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 13:00, closed)

You know the score.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 13:43, closed)

John Williams.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 May 2013, 13:56, closed)

I said nice one sorted pukka sound,
I'll do you an E for fifteen pound,
I said nice one sorted pukka sound,
pop this baby you'll be of the ground,
I said nice one sorted pukka chill,
can you sort me out with another pill?
'cause if you want it I've got it and I'm always around,
I'll do you ounce for fifty pound.
I went to rave got out of my face,
I did ketamine it was fucking ace,
fuck me man you're really hardcore,
I can tell from here you know the score.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 19 May 2013, 14:01, closed)

You are Mick Philpott AICMFP

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sun 19 May 2013, 13:57, closed)

It's funny because 'dead children'.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 14:53, closed)

haha it looks like bumed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 19 May 2013, 14:37, closed)

bum in hell macfag

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 14:53, closed)

haha it's funny because it looks like he can't spell bummed

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 May 2013, 23:55, closed)

Haha. Burnrner.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 May 2013, 7:54, closed)

I'm the lyrical gangster?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 May 2013, 23:58, closed)