What sort of nancyboy fixes little animals? That's for girls.
You need to get your arm up a cow, you perfumed ponce.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 19 May 2013, 19:26, 1 reply)

Its true
I dont mess about with cows anymore and I think that, probably, my life has been less enriched ever since. I certainly dont smell of cowshit any more.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 19 May 2013, 21:56, closed)

I don't fancy you any more.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 May 2013, 7:59, closed)

Im kind of hoping that you never did.

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:22, closed)

It's impossible not to fancy a bloke up to his shoulder in a cow's pipes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:51, closed)

Cow fisting must be one of the best ever job perks.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Mon 20 May 2013, 11:43, closed)

Top hole!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 May 2013, 12:12, closed)

Pig fisting is just as good
and you don't need a ladder if you're a bit on the short side.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 20 May 2013, 19:22, closed)

Its better than fingering a dog's anus
I wonder just how many species I've violated the backside of? I'm off to have a think about that.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:21, closed)

Nothing beats it
on a cold winters day.. Horse fisting is risky though (for the horse), and I've a really great story about that one (really?)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:22, closed)

Come on, I've been in suspenders for 2 days, spill the beans...or seed...or whatever.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 22 May 2013, 19:19, closed)

only if
the QOTW develops a "Royal" thread, and then It'll have to be told altho its not as funny as the story about a Parker-Bowles household and the tail that got trapped in a door.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 22 May 2013, 22:14, closed)