Living on a busy main road I would sometimes get a knock on my door
asking me to phone for an ambulance/ the RAC/ the police.
This one time it was 11.30pm and the guy asks me to give him a push. I said, "No but I'll ring a garage for you."
He said, "No need, it'll only take a second."
Reluctantly I got dressed and went out the front door but I couldn't see his car. I looked round and there he was, sat on our swing.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 May 2013, 21:23, 4 replies)

Billy Connolly tells it better
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:50, closed)

I agree, he does tell it better
But he had years to rehearse after I told it to him.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 May 2013, 21:55, closed)

actually legless did this better a while back
cheers
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 21 May 2013, 15:50, closed)

NP

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 21 May 2013, 16:40, closed)