I was supposed to be the best of the best in police enforcement..
First time I was on the job a perp pulled a gun on me - he held it towards me in a threatening manner. I gave him a warning and then he tried to evade arrest so I had to implement lethal force. It wasn't pretty. I got completely shutdown for that.
My next job was a meet an greet with some kids - I scared them. Another session of downtime.
Finally I met my nemesis - he was similar to me if not a little smaller and he even claimed to be a fellow officer of the law - whatever, he was evading arrest and had to be dealt with.
We fought and then the smug bastard had to go and find a fucking multi-story building.
I have trouble with heights. Some say it's the fact that I'm a bit top heavy. I blame my misshapen feet.
Either way it ended with me squealing at the bottom of a stairwell with him standing over me.
Not a great first week.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 May 2013, 9:24, 6 replies)

Terminator 2?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 May 2013, 9:27, closed)

Apparently I may not have been
dollar worthy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 May 2013, 9:40, closed)

Poor Ed. :(

( gone, Tue 21 May 2013, 9:33, closed)

Nice 1.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 May 2013, 9:40, closed)

Ed's dead, baby.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 May 2013, 9:59, closed)

Well.
I went with him. More dead than alive.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 May 2013, 10:08, closed)

star wars?

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 21 May 2013, 14:43, closed)

Murphy's Law
Innit?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 May 2013, 3:30, closed)