A very pretty Scottish nurse once told me I was 6' tall.
A rather ugly Welsh doctor told me I was 5'11".

I know who I believe, but the NHS is clearly in ruins if it's employing such people.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 May 2013, 8:35, 3 replies)

It's the budget cuts.
They now source tape measures that have more inches per foot to save money.
( Muns, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:29, closed)

"scotch" tape, if you will

(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 May 2013, 9:31, closed)

very good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 May 2013, 12:48, closed)