Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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The Royal WeeI'm descended from Edward II.
However, since he was a randy bugger (men, women and goats) lots of other people are too. The bloodline's about as strong as weak piss.
Still, 10,000th (or summat) in line the throne ain't bad. I could try to pull a "King Ralph" to be Queen, but I think that would result in massive genocide, and to be honest, I can't be arsed.
(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 16:40, Reply)
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