Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Teeth and toffsOne of my best chums is a Fijian princess whose full name translates as 'Princess Flower Wood Marie Little Tiny Pieces of Sharks' Teeth'. She's just called me from the 'Throne room' (the khazi).
I also used to go out with someone who claimed to be fourth in line to the Irish throne. It's been defunct for a couple of hundred years and they've been over here for longer, but try telling that to a load of old would-be-blarney toffs.
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