Governor General of Australia
When I was in high school (yr 11) I went to Melbourne for a UN Youth Conference. After some debates, we created a Youth Declaration that would be presented to the Governor General of Australia, Micheal Jeffery (A some-what royal man, as he is appointed by the Queen). When the day came, we were gathered around him in a room at Parliament house. Highlights of the day are as follows:

* Upon being presented with the declaration, he said "I like this, because it does not have many pages." Lazy asshole.

* A conversation between the GG and I:
GG: "And what level are you on?"
Me: "Sorry?"
GG: "What level?"
At this point in time, I don't know what the hell to say, so a few seconds pass. I eventually realize that he wants to know what grade I'm in at school.
Me: "Oh! Year eleven."
GG: "Ah."
The GG and I then stare at each other for a good 4 seconds - both wondering where to go from there. Before another word is said, somebody across the room starts making a speech, abruptly ending the conversation.

* I walked over to a table with a bunch of sandwiches on it. I started to eat a sandwich because I assumed that's what they were there for, and I wanted a god damn sandwich. I was prompted scolded for eating the first sandwich, as that was an honour only bestowed upon the worthy GG.

SO THAT THAT, GOVERNOR GENERAL MICHEAL JEFFERY! I ATE THE FIRST SANDWICH!!!! AND I HOPE YOUR MEASLY SECOND SANDWICH TASTED LIKE CRAP, AS I HAD ALREADY TAKEN THE SANDWICH VIRGINITY!
(talbo, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 8:49, Reply)