Being shot by Spanish bodyguards
The daughter of the Spanish king (and reputed Diana shagger) Juan Carlos was at our university, along with a handful of very beefy bodyguards who never took off their jackets.

Come Rag Week the traditional game of Murder was planned. The players all submit a photo of themselves and their address and course details and each is sent a file on their target. Each player is also someone else’s target. Methods of disposal vary – the traditional water pistol or balloon is very popular but the game inspired some amazing feets, such as the water balloon that used a lit cigarette as a fuse to get it to burst.

Anyway, the game was cancelled after the chief Spanish bodyguard visited the Union and pointed out that his men were trained to shoot people waving pistols and to avoid bloodshed maybe the students could skip it that year.
(paxvobiscum, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 12:29, Reply)