Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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Dutch moonA long time ago in an amsterdam far far away 5 lads are wandering the streets.
Bleary eyed and off our fat little titties we stumble upon a very pleasant square with a lush green park and everything. In the middle of this park we see a TV camera and someone being interviewed for the 'telly n that'. We watch respectfully from a distance until one of our number disappears... he pops up on the other side of the park facing the TV cameras.... We watch with widening grins as he proceeds to turn around, undo his belt and give the camera and the back of the person being interviewed an absolutely stunning view of his puckered hairy anus!
Turns out the person being interviewed was one of the many Princes of Holland.
Witness my length and Behold my girth.
(, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 15:11, Reply)
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