Encounters with Royalty
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
( , Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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had a wank in the queen's special toilet
Last year I was 'lucky' enough to be picked to visit ten downing street for a day. We had a guided tour, cups of tea and cake, and a jolly good time etc.
anyway, there was rather a large queue for the toilets, so one of the skivvies (i'm sure they have a proper title, I just don't know what it is) led me to the 'superloo', usually reserved just for the queen. So obviously it would have been a crime not to wank in there.
Don't blame me, blame the system for making me feel it is my obligation to be a teenage rebel.
( , Fri 4 Aug 2006, 15:31, Reply)
Last year I was 'lucky' enough to be picked to visit ten downing street for a day. We had a guided tour, cups of tea and cake, and a jolly good time etc.
anyway, there was rather a large queue for the toilets, so one of the skivvies (i'm sure they have a proper title, I just don't know what it is) led me to the 'superloo', usually reserved just for the queen. So obviously it would have been a crime not to wank in there.
Don't blame me, blame the system for making me feel it is my obligation to be a teenage rebel.
( , Fri 4 Aug 2006, 15:31, Reply)
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